Saturday, September 08, 2007

Randy Allen: Clovertown looks VERY anemic (emphasis added)

Randy Allen starts the talking. Hector is smiling.

Patty is polishing his resumes -- for different potential jobs.

Dr. Rattner is shouting at his stupid engineers and demanding for some originality. The Israeli team lost a lot of productivity because of engagement with Hezbollah last year -- they could have made Pentium 3 even better, you know. All Intel does now is adding even more cache.

Rumor says the Core 2 Duo on this warship failed when Hezbollah launched a C-801 at it.


Blogger Scott said...

Actually, the all the high up AMD execs that are jumping ship are polishing up their resumes. Intel exec's are not. You know why? Because they're making money hand over fist.

AMD execs are bailing because they know that AMD will go belly up soon.

AMD BK 2008 2Q

7:30 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger The Burninator said...

EVILness of Intel Pumpers!! The AMD time of make-super-fastness in K10 is now upons!

Dr. Hector is good Because of his True Ameericanness. Sharikous hass shown that none of the peoples not of the Americanness can be making of any chips!!! Hectors is 100% always Americanss and has always spoken in most exquisiteness of perfections in the English! Therefore All AMD chips are of the superior form!! He has never used another non-English Language because of Sharikou showing that the non-Americans are all Paid Intel PUmpers who make evil cancer Pentium 3s!!!

Here are the true facts since K10 is the most widely of benchmarked chips EVER:
a. It is PROVEN to be 1000x faster in the only true benchmark which is the AMD SpecFP. Oh you Intel pumpers talk about lies with your "office" and "games" and "movies" and "databases".
Only a slide from the pure AMD is of truthality! Only Randy Allen can be said to be of the truth... any liar "website" is only an evil racist Intel lie from not in Amerrica!!!

-4.3: It is shown 100% that any support of Intel is evil racism. Hector is known to be from the Mexico, and whenever any evil Intel pumper uses an Intel chip it means that evil Intel is being the racism against all of Mexico which is against the 34th amendment of all Consitution. Only evil wrong cancer-monopolies can use Intel and they will all be in the JAIL soon!! Any pro-Intel is always the racist!

r: K10 is super superior because of its super-cache that is NOT SHARED!! each super-core is having the own cache. Only evil Intel chips are using this primitive 1970's lie!

5: K10 is superior because of it's advanced shared Level of 3 cache! Only some stupid evil Inteller would ever think to not use shared cache! AMD invented 100% of all ideas ever used in CPUs with the K10. ALL INTEL CHIPS ARE ONLY RIP OFFING THE K10 SUPERIORNESS!!! THE P3 IS A LIE THAT WAS STOLEN FROM THE K10!!!

IIIV. The K10 Is so of the advancement that Intel must be made to be illegal. It is against the AMEEERICAN free-speach rights to allow any Intels to ever talk or use their evil chips because of the Intel Racism. Only AMD can ever be used for the thinking! Only AMD can use the free speech because of HEctor being a pure Ameeerican!! All Intellers must be put in to cages to keep good PURE AMD!!!

THe Time of Acting is HERE!!!! K10 is super-100% 100 YEARS EARLY THAN EXPECTED BECAUSE OF SUPER AMD!!!

7:40 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Scott said...


You are making me piss myself and cry. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

If you ever come to Detroit the beer is on me.

7:50 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Alex said...

Imagine this:

Sharidouchebag right now is just right at the climax, having pictures of naked Hector and AMD slides stroking it with some fruitcake benchmark made by his other brothers One-retard.
Monday he will wake up with some chick that turns out to be a Shemale BUT I really don’t think he would care would you douche bag? AMD benchmarks are more important to you than the first time that you got laid!!!
Guess what you are DA DUDE!!!!! ….. you make us engineers laugh all afternoon loooong baby ….. without your shit would be like having no coffee during the day. KEEP IT UP turd !!!!!!! I hope AMD nails this one so I can laugh more …..

8:36 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Giant said...

There are a small percentage of benchmarks which are floating-point based where we know that they have an advantage and that's an area which we will see them talk about a lot ... If you look at the broader spectrum of applications at the enterprise, we have a significant lead today and we believe we will have that lead with Clovertown, and once we have Harpertown with 45nm we will extend that lead further

AMD's Barcelona is pre-fragged. The only thing Barcelona will do is lower AMD's ASP even more. Until now AMD enjoyed high prices on 8 way Opteron CPUs. Now they are sold for $1000. If they were as fast as Intel's fastest they'd be priced as such. Barcelona has accelerated AMD's BK.

AMD BK Q2'08.

9:52 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Giant said...

The AMD NDA Scandal:

AMD is a shameful company.

9:59 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Hornet331 said...

rofl burninator you need to post more often, your s*** is gold. *rofl*

4:25 AM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Yossi said...

Dont lose your Israeli followers Sharikou,:) with this Hisbulla stuff. Nothing will keep us from developing here. Not Hisbulla and not Ayatulla .

AMD Israeli funboy(ish)

6:10 AM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Rodney said...

Burninator is a very witty dude... you really gotta be smart to sound that f'n retarded. He's so convincing I'm about to declare him Sharikous long-lost brother.

10:35 AM, September 10, 2007  

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