Tuesday, May 10, 2011

AMD Bulldozer frags Sandy Bridge and everything Intel

According to information leaked by Gigabyte, AMD's Bulldozer will frag Intel's fastest processors. On SuperPI 1M, the 2.8GHz Bulldozer takes 7.8 sec, SuperPI 32M, Bulldozer finishes in 7min 22 sec (or 442 sec).

The running times for Intel CPUs can be found here. Intel's fastest CPU takes 563.408 seconds for SuperPI 32M.

In other words, the Bulldozer is 27% faster than Intel's fastest on the SuperPI benchmark, which is traditionally Intel's stronghold.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, Intel has fallen flat on its face. We have watched this fat and lazy company struggle for the past decade, only to survive by using fictitious propaganda, and unfair monopolistic tactics. Innovation was never a part of Intel's game plan, and their failure is now clear, present, and undeniable.

Their best chip is 27% slower, not to mention completely unstable. Intel is, and always will be, overpriced third rate garbage.

2:49 PM, May 10, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Things are slow in Mumbai today, Sharidouche?

Didn't you figure out that this is a fake screen shot?

Pathetic moron.

4:53 PM, May 10, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking TOOL!!!

5:05 PM, May 10, 2011  
Blogger A Den said...

Fake and gay.

6:27 PM, May 10, 2011  
Blogger Boner said...

It all started when our (former porn) star, Sharicum slurper, woke up in a imaginery desert. It was the tenth time it had happened. Feeling abundantly frustrated, Sharicum slurper groped a wolverine, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Giggling like schoolgirl, he realized that his beloved pink dildo of shame was missing! Immediately he called his fundamentalist, guilt-dispensing friend, OneDipshitHomo. Sharicum slurper had known OneDipshitHomo for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were striking ones. OneDipshitHomo was unique. He was smart though sometimes a little... stupid. Sharicum slurper called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

OneDipshitHomo picked up to a very glad Sharicum slurper. OneDipshitHomo calmly assured him that most albino cats grimace before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually earnestly yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Sharicum slurper. Why was OneDipshitHomo trying to distract Sharicum slurper? Because he had snuck out from Sharicum slurper's with the pink dildo of shame only seven days prior. It was a enchanting little pink dildo of shame... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Sharicum slurper got back to the subject at hand: his pink dildo of shame. OneDipshitHomo yawned. Relunctantly, OneDipshitHomo invited him over, assuring him they'd find the pink dildo of shame. Sharicum slurper grabbed his refrigerator and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, OneDipshitHomo realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the pink dildo of shame and he had to do it aptly. He figured that if Sharicum slurper took the 'modded' Civic, he had take at least eight minutes before Sharicum slurper would get there. But if he took the sybian? Then OneDipshitHomo would be abnormally screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, OneDipshitHomo was interrupted by two oafish cum spitting cobras that were lured by his pink dildo of shame. OneDipshitHomo grimaced; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling stunned, he skillfully reached for his ninja star and fearlessly backhanded every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the sybian rolling up. It was Sharicum slurper.

6:41 PM, May 10, 2011  
Blogger Boner said...

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at The Salvation Army to pick up a 12-pack of potatos, so he knew he was running late. With a careful leap, Sharicum slurper was out of the sybian and went indiscriminately jaunting toward OneDipshitHomo's front door. Meanwhile inside, OneDipshitHomo was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the pink dildo of shame into a box of live hand grenades and then slid the box behind his giraffe. OneDipshitHomo was pleased but at least the pink dildo of shame was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' OneDipshitHomo scandalously purred. With a heroic push, Sharicum slurper opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some pestering zealous...zealot in a time machine,' he lied. 'It's fine,' OneDipshitHomo assured him. Sharicum slurper took a seat ridiculously far from where OneDipshitHomo had hidden the pink dildo of shame. OneDipshitHomo cringed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Sharicum slurper was distracted. Happy as a frickin' monkey, OneDipshitHomo noticed a dimwitted look on Sharicum slurper's face. Sharicum slurper slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

OneDipshitHomo felt a stabbing pain in his shin when Sharicum slurper asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the pink dildo of shame right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A clueless look started to form on Sharicum slurper's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's gerbils from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Sharicum slurper nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before OneDipshitHomo could react, Sharicum slurper carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The pink dildo of shame was plainly in view.

6:41 PM, May 10, 2011  
Blogger Boner said...

Sharicum slurper stared at OneDipshitHomo for what what must've been four nanoseconds. A few unsatisfying minutes later, OneDipshitHomo groped flamboyantly in Sharicum slurper's direction, clearly desperate. Sharicum slurper grabbed the pink dildo of shame and bolted for the door. It was locked. OneDipshitHomo let out a saucy chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Sharicum slurper,' he rebuked. OneDipshitHomo always had been a little abrasive, so Sharicum slurper knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before OneDipshitHomo did something crazy, like... start chucking carrots at him or something. Giggling like schoolgirl, he gripped his pink dildo of shame tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

OneDipshitHomo looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Sharicum slurper. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame three days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Sharicum slurper. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. OneDipshitHomo walked over to the window and looked down. Sharicum slurper was gone.

6:41 PM, May 10, 2011  
Blogger Boner said...

Just yonder, Sharicum slurper was struggling to make his way through the disease-infested jungle behind OneDipshitHomo's place. Sharicum slurper had severely hurt his scalp during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral cum spitting cobras suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the pink dildo of shame. One by one they latched on to Sharicum slurper. Already weakened from his injury, Sharicum slurper yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of cum spitting cobras running off with his pink dildo of shame.

But then God came down with His smart smile and restored Sharicum slurper's pink dildo of shame. Feeling displeased, God smote the cum spitting cobras for their injustice. Then He got in His hippie-pleasing hybrid vehicle and zipped away with the fortitude of 200,000 Indonesian devil cats running from a teensy pack of 3-legged wallabies. Sharicum slurper tripped with joy when he saw this. His pink dildo of shame was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in ten minutes his favorite TV show, Seinfeld, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When spotted wolf hamsters meet unborn fetus'). Sharicum slurper was thrilled. And so, everyone except OneDipshitHomo and a few gun-toting disease-carrying chipmunks lived blissfully happy, forever after.

6:42 PM, May 10, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.. finally AMD is back.. !!

9:22 PM, May 10, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye bye Intel sandy.. go go AMD go..


9:50 PM, May 10, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



10:55 PM, May 10, 2011  
Blogger Evil_Merlin said...

HAhahaha, yet more lies perpetrated by a fake PhD.

How does it feel to get owned yet again Penix and Shiardouche?

You need to do better fact checking. But of course you won't. You need to keep the lies a-going.

Penix, does your ass get sore from all the pounding?

10:31 AM, May 11, 2011  
Blogger Evil_Merlin said...

Anyone wanna bet money that Shiradouche leaves this up as fact, even as it was provent to not only be wrong, but totally incorrect as well...

10:34 AM, May 11, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evil_Merlin, I'd almost take the bet except every other time this hack blog site has been wrong (which has been a LOT, esp. predicting the death of Intel over the years) the postings have never been corrected. So, must pass on your bet.

On the other hand, just another brainwashed AMD fanboi with nothing to do in his Mother's basement.

AMD, not Intel, is the one which is about to be crushed. Sorry. Intel is almost printing money quarter after quarter, building new fab after fab, all the while AMD had to sell all its fabs just to remain afloat, has its top end cpu bested by many of the two generations of Intel cpus in production (Core i5/i7 and Sandy Bridge), not to mention AMD has been listed as a Top Ten takeover target by MorningStar, among others.

AMD's in trouble and even Bulldozer, a cpu we've been hearing bragged about for almost 2 years now with no concrete numbers or demos yet, cannot save the company. I wonder if Intel will, again, have to "invest" in AMD to keep it afloat....again.

In 7 years, there will still be an Intel.....will there still be an independent AMD? Probably not. By that time, AMD will more than likely just fail or be bought out by IBM, Nvidia, or another company looking for IP.

Good luck, AMD. Intel was instrumental in creating you and Intel will be instrumental in slaying you, unfortunately.

3:02 PM, May 11, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems intel is finished this time. Game over

6:47 AM, May 12, 2011  
Blogger Evil_Merlin said...

I cannot believe people are still thinking this is real.


9:01 AM, May 12, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You Intel fanboys have been completely blinded by your own ignorance. 75% of the CPU customer choice awards on Newegg are for AMD. The market has already decided that AMD is the victor over Intel. Meanwhile, Intel is busy recalling their broken garbage. Once Bulldozer is released, it will slaughter Intel's entire lineup.

10:21 AM, May 12, 2011  
Blogger Evil_Merlin said...

Tell that to 81% of the world you fucking cocksmoking douche bag.

Get your head and ears out of Shiradouche's asshole.

Let me repeat that 86% of all the CPU's are Intel.

Not AMD. Intel.

Performance crown? Intel
Lowest Power consumption? Intel
Lowest Thermal Output? Intel

The market HAS decided and 81% of them prefer Intel.

Penix must be one of those retarded kids that Shiradouche keeps around for sex toys.

Morons like you make it too easy. Next time have facts to back yourself up.

I bet your mother wishes she smothered you at birth.

11:40 AM, May 12, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want a really simple way to figure out the fakeness?

Look for the recycle bins. One in the lower left corner near the SuperPi screen, and yet a whole separate one in the upper right corner behind the CPU-Z window.

Of course, it also helps to know that the original version of this photoshop work doesn't have the stupid (and horribly fake) "Gigabyte" disclaimer on it.

And finally, the CPU-Z main window is HORRIBLY modified around the Zambeze and AMD FX areas. Whoever made this fake really sucks at it; building the original in BMP format, doing the modifications, and THEN saving as JPEG would've been far easier and avoided the obvious artifacting.

9:59 AM, May 13, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wanna see what a real bulldozer can do? Someone from MyDrivers.com got ahold of a board AND a processor. Took pictures of the socket itself, and took screen caps of the Fritz Chess benchmark and single / multithreaded Cinebench R11 benchmarks.

Here's the Google-translated link:


It's an ES chip, so it still has some opportunity to get better. Nevertheless, it's losing by a very measurable margin.

Good luck, AMD...

10:09 AM, May 13, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Intel fanboy behavior. Some things never change. Non-stop FUD slinging, made up homosexual stories, and spam bombs. You people are pathetic.

1:48 PM, May 13, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You're own boy posted a picture of a fake, and you're crying about FUD? Hell, even the site that originally "leaked" the snapshot has stated:

"Update 2: We have been contacted by GIGABYTE and they confirmed that the chat conversation and all the details are fake."


But has your boy removed the snapshot? Nope.

Who's spreading disinformation now?


oh, and it's great to see how he "removes" posts that are against his love, AMD.

10:42 PM, May 13, 2011  
Blogger Evil_Merlin said...

Pathetic is following around someone who needs to lie about earning a PhD.

Pathetic is following around someone who carefully cherrypicks data from complete benchmarks and posts only the one where AMD wins.

Pathetic is claiming Intel is going bankrupt year after year and yet they dont

Pathetic is thinking AMD processors can compete with Intel's in CPU horsepower, power utilization and lower thermal output...

Thus I think that makes Penix one of the most pathetic fuckers around...

12:32 PM, May 14, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFL keep it up boys, beat your meat!

AMD got nothing, INTEL making bazillions and bazillions

ARM is next to go. All Paul got to do is decide to get an ARM license it game over finished.

Finfets with HighKMetal Gate and ARM game over.

But,if Paul doesn't go get an ARM core than watch out. ARM everwhere with NO intel inside. Inte and Paul better see what happened to IBM. Psst no security company ain't going to carry Intel.

12:01 PM, May 15, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do know that publishing false information can lead to the removal of your phD, right?

But - since you are also falsifying your doctorate, a felony act by the way, then you probably already knew that as well.

Or maybe not.

Happy Troll is happy....

9:18 AM, May 16, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO, how do you have the audacity to wake up every day to face that you are a FUCKING IDIOT?

6:23 PM, May 16, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww....direct quote from Anandtech's Westmere-EX conclusion:

"The Xeon E7 closes the performance gap with the best RISC CPUs (see the SAP benchmarks), offers lower power and cost, and the rest of the x86 competition is relegated to the low-end of the quad x86 market."

Read the last part of that quote...."rest pf x86 competition relegated to the low end..." ie AMD is now *bottom barrel* in terms of server performance.

And initial Bulldozer benches - *real* ones - show it's going to do NOTHING but sit at the bottom with the rest of AMD's Goodwill CPU's.

You do play the part of troll well, tho Sharidouche.

5:45 AM, May 20, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think, that amd has nothing to show off! Only green ppt presentation, nda presentations, rumors ...
but most important - NO REAL PRODUCT!

9:58 AM, August 16, 2011  

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